So it's officially FIFTEEN FUCKING DAYS until I go to the beach with Max. It will be our first real trip together. We have never left the state together and never spent more than 24 hours with one another. We are spending six days at Myrtle Beach because it's my favorite beach and I love the Carolinas because it's where I grew up. So we get to try our hand at what's kinda sorta like living with each other. We don't have to worry about chores or who takes out the trash but we will have to see each other when we wake up and have to make stupid decisions together. We already sort of make decisions together... like...what movie we want to watch:
Max: what do you want to watch?
Erin: I don't care.
Max: We have Eurotrip. Wanna watch that?
Erin: I don't care.
or where we want to eat when we go out:
Erin: What are you in the mood for?
Max: I don't know. What are you in the mood for?
Erin: I asked you.
See? AMAZING AMAZING Decision making skills. Communication is awesome too.
Erin: *ranting and raving for the past hour* I don't know, What do you think?
Max: What? oh. Yeah, baby, that sucks.
Erin: ......
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Tuesday, June 7, 2011
Monday, June 6, 2011
Day 100!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Woop! Woop! So we're kinda a third of the way there. I can't believe it's been this long. So as far as what I did today, it was so jam packed that I'm not sure I can even fit it all into a blog. Here is a bulleted list:
- Sleep
- Ate
- Watched TV with my mom
- Ate again
- Watched TV on my laptop
- Facebooked
Sunday, June 5, 2011
Day 99: This is why I don't tell anyone about my problems.
Don't you hate when you just feel the need to vent about something and you tell someone and instead of just listening/smiling and nodding they feel the need to "get involved" and try and "fix it" and end up just making you look worse and the situation more impossible than it needed to be and when you get pissed, they turn it around like you're the bad person in the situation?
Yeah, I do too.
Next person that fucking says "If you and Max are really getting married" by the way, is getting killed. I'm sick and fucking tired of that bullshit. We are getting married, if you have a problem with that I'll be sure to not invite you to the wedding. Wouldn't want any objections.
Yeah, I do too.
Next person that fucking says "If you and Max are really getting married" by the way, is getting killed. I'm sick and fucking tired of that bullshit. We are getting married, if you have a problem with that I'll be sure to not invite you to the wedding. Wouldn't want any objections.
Saturday, June 4, 2011
Day 98: Quotes from an Epic Ranting
"Then she asked me what was on the turtle cheesecake. What the FUCK does it look like is on it? Chocolate, pecans and some GOD DAMN CARAMELS."
"She asked me for two hot dogs and I was trying to deal with the two dumb bitches who just took half a fucking hour of my fucking time to drag me all over the fucking place and got like forty fucking million things so I got her the hot dogs and then she's like "Can I have two things of onions?" and I'm like OHMYGAWD, fine. And got her the freaking onions. And then she was like "Can I have some relish packets and mustard?" THERE IS FUCKING RELISH AND MUSTARD RIGHT THERE. but I got it for her anyway and then she was like "Can I have a plate?" And I was like OH MY FUCKING GOD."
"I swear to god if anyone fucking asks me what's in a fucking Tandy Cake ever again, I'm going to punch them in the damn face."
Max: "What's in a tandycake?"
"Are you fucking serious right now?"
"She asked me for two hot dogs and I was trying to deal with the two dumb bitches who just took half a fucking hour of my fucking time to drag me all over the fucking place and got like forty fucking million things so I got her the hot dogs and then she's like "Can I have two things of onions?" and I'm like OHMYGAWD, fine. And got her the freaking onions. And then she was like "Can I have some relish packets and mustard?" THERE IS FUCKING RELISH AND MUSTARD RIGHT THERE. but I got it for her anyway and then she was like "Can I have a plate?" And I was like OH MY FUCKING GOD."
"I swear to god if anyone fucking asks me what's in a fucking Tandy Cake ever again, I'm going to punch them in the damn face."
Max: "What's in a tandycake?"
"Are you fucking serious right now?"
Friday, June 3, 2011
Day 97: I love deep conversations in the car
We (read "me and hubby") went to the races tonight with Brendan and on the way home we discussed what we want to do when it comes to the wedding. Max basically doesn't care whether we wait and save up to have the wedding or if we just go and sign the papers. BUT he has one condition, we have to live together for two months before we decide if marriage is totally what we want to do. I think this is reasonable. What if we live together and can't stand each other after two weeks? I don't anticipate this happening but I think it's a good idea to test each other out first.
Thursday, June 2, 2011
Day 96: Sometimes it's too much fun to be considered a job.
So tonight I worked 1 to 9 at the casino and since it's a thursday it wasn't busy at all. I worked with Shaunee and she is an absolute riot. All of the people I work have a sense of humor and when it's slow like it was today it's kind of nice to be surrounded by funny people. The cooks all have a sense of humor, most of the counter attendants do as well. Rodger and Kolt are my favorite cooks. They are hilarious. Rodger almost ran me over with a cart tonight and he now calls me "Squish" because he used to always call me "Erin Go Bragh" ("Ireland Forever" in Irish) then he said that I won't go "bragh" any more, I'll go "squish" so he calls me squish. haha.
Wednesday, June 1, 2011
Day 95: Long Night. Too Much Stress
There's a reason that I have lost so much weight, stress. No, I don't want to talk about it anymore. I'm done talking because it hasn't gotten me anywhere. You aren't listening.
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