Saturday, January 7, 2012

Day 317: Farm Show

Today, Drew and I went to the farm show. We went, got milkshakes, looked at the moo cows and left. Yup.

Friday, January 6, 2012

Day 316: I need somewhere to hang my head without your noose.

I'm seriously getting incredibly tired of everyone's bullshit. There really is no reason you can't tell me something to my face instead of going behind my back to spew your shit to people you know are going to tell me everything you said anyway. There is no reason to be afraid of me. I'm like five foot nothing and I have not a single ounce of muscle on my body. What are you so terrified of because only a coward talks shit behind people's backs.

Song that inspired today's blog title:

Best of You- Foo Fighters.

Thursday, January 5, 2012

Day 315: In your arms, I'll stay.


I've seriously found my soulmate. He's all I've ever wanted and more. And to be honest, I don't think I have ever been happier in my life. With him, it just works. And I'm glad that fate brought us back together. He and I are just the perfect fit. :) Happy One Month Again, babe. :)

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Day 314: New ideas

So I used to have another blog that I had to make for school, I'm sure that if you're enough of a creeper you could find it. I abandoned it because it basically documented a life of failed relationships and it was too much past that I had no interest in remembering. Well, in this blog I used to do the titles of each new blog post with song titles and then list the song at the bottom of the blogpost. Well, I'm definitely going to bring that back. It's alot better than my crappy titles that have no ability in catching anyone's attention.

 Also, I'm going to change the title of the blog. It's still going to be "365 Days of Lame" but instead of a year in the life, I'm going to have to change that. If you have any ideas, feel free to shoot em at em. I'm drawing a damn blank.

I have officially and now publicly decided to make this an everyday blog FOREVER

Or atleast until I decide that I have told enough of my life's story.

Monday, January 2, 2012

Day 312: Things You Shouldn't Be Embarassed about.

I was thinking about this at work tonight. Things that we as people are embarassed about that we really shouldn't be.

  1. Buying Condoms: Seriously? Why should you be embarassed about being a responsible adult? "Oh god, someone is going to see me protecting myself against a pregnancy that I'm too young and or stupid and or broke to take of right now. OH SHIT." Or you're afraid someone's going to see you and then people are going to know you have sex... seriously? Everyone has sex. It's an everyday ritual. Why do we feel like we have to hide the fact that we aren't just thinking with our sexual organs?
  2. Our Periods: Seriously, girls, every single person who has ever had a vagina, including Eve, had a period. It's something that happens to every woman. Why do we feel like we should have to hide our pads up our sleeves?
  3. Taking a shit: When you gotta go, you gotta go. And while every man in the world would like to live in a life where they pretend to be blissfully unaware that a woman's ass is used for anything other than sitting, EVERYONE takes a shit. I'm going to let you in on a little secret, no one is going to go and tell everyone that you pooped in the bathroom. It's kind of what bathrooms are made for.
  4. Being pissed about something: Don't hide it. Be pissed. I have a whole blog here of pissiness.

Sunday, January 1, 2012

Day 311: New Years Resolutions

  1. Figure out the new title to this blog before I hit day 365.
  2. Lose some damn weight
  3. Quit forgiving people who aren't sorry
  4. Stop caring about what everyone else has to say about you
  5. Believe in myself
  6. Try to limit my fucking swearing down to one fuck a fucking sentence. Oh shit. Fuck this.
  7. Finish five books. YES. FIVE.
  8. Publish once more
  9. Go back to college