Day 94: Five months!

Today was mine and Max's five months but I thought it was our half year and I got all excited about it and decided we simply HAD to go out tonight to the most expensive place I could think of: Hibachi Grill. Regardless, it was awesome. I have been scheming something for Max but I know the first place he's going to check is here so I can't tell you what it is. You have to wait just like he does.

Day 93: I slept until 7 at night

Holy shit. That was crazy. I only went to bed around 10 a.m though. So I bought a bikini. I'd show you a picture but I'm not sure if you deserve it. ;) It's a dark pink which is a wonderful color on Erin. I wanted to get this one that looked like peacock feathers but they only had large. Have you seen my boobs and ass? Do they look like a large to you? No, we're talking extra large material right here. I've lost enough weight though that I actually think I look hot. Which is pretty much a first in a long time.

Day 92: I am SORRY that we don't have any DAMN chocolate chip cookies.

So tonight I was all by myself in Extras. It was not fun. First thing I did once I got in there was spill a fucking latte all over the damn place. I messed up like five orders. We ran out of a gigantic list of things and that ended up being all people wanted.
We ran out of

• French Vanilla Creamers
• Sticky Buns
• Carrot Cake Cupcakes
• Cherry Cheesecake
• Newport 100s Cigarettes
• Chocolate Chip Cookies
• Macadamia Nut Cookies
• Peanut Butter Cookies dipped in chocolate
• Woopie pies
• Brownies
• Amarato Syrup for cappucinos and lattes

Yeah, it was not good at all.

Day 91: It's pretty damn cool

that we are nearing day 100. I can't believe it's been that long. I feel like I just started this blog a month ago and it's already been three. I truly do love blogging. Even if no one really reads this. I love love love love to blog, even if it's not about my life. I am not very versed on anything but my life. I don't know much about fashion, which if you saw what I wear everyday of my life, you'd know that. I don't know anything about makeup. I'm only really versed in love, writing and music. :)

Day 90: Tornados in Pennsylvania

So we almost died last night. Just kidding. Seriously though, last night was frightening, there was a tornado watch and it hailed and lighteninged and there were blunt force trauma enducing winds. We had five people and a dog camp out in our basement from across the street. I was that crazy, hyper asshole who watch it all from the window fully knowing that if the winds got high enough, it could break the glass into my face and possibly kill me. It was scary though.

Day 89: Throwing Angry Asians Out of Casinos and Other Fun Stories.

We have these things called discrectionary comp. It's basically a coupon. It says how much money you get and it can be anywhere between 10 and 40 dollars. People can use them at any of the food outlets and the gift shops. They usually use them at the food outlets. You have to give me your players card in order for me to use them. Well, apparently this Asian guy didn't like the fact that he needed to do that and starts swearing at me and some other language and throws his card at me. Then proceeds to have me drag out forty dollars worth of food just to not be able to pay for it because they gave me the wrong freaking card. Well, I left it as an open check and closed my register to go on break and low and behold they came back while I was on break. And Beth couldn't open my register to get to the check so they got mad at her, so she called security. And they threw them out. We gave them their food first.

Day 88: Neighborhood Yard Sale

Every memorial day weekend our neighborhood has a yard sale due to the fact that a whole bunch of people come and camp across the street. I'd really like for people to show up to ours because I need the money. I'm selling clothes, shoes, games, toys, books, purses, etc.