I realize this is supposed to be an everyday blog, but since I moved, I moved away from my mother's free wifi, and into an apartment where all the wifi around me has a damn password on it. There's even a wifi literally named "Have Fun Trying". I wish I was kidding but I'm not.
So since I can not post everyday until I finally get my damn income tax back and we get some internet up in this bitch, you will have to deal with my blogs being infrequent. I'm sorry if this gets your panties all in a bundle but life happens and sometimes we can't afford internet. When we have to pay bills and feed ourselves and wipe our own asses, we have to sacrifice other things.
Now, otherwise, nothing exciting has happened. I have been working and unpacking shit and attempting to make my house look like people actually live there and that it isn't just a storage unit for a bunch of beyond help hoarders.
Warning:This blog does not protect against HIV, STD, AARP, ADHD, or pregnancy. If you experience itching, burning, awkward silence, or painful perspiration. Please contact your local therapist. [[Parental Advisory: I say "fuck", "shit", "piss" and "damn" alot. Viewer discretion is advised.]]
Thursday, March 29, 2012
Thursday, March 8, 2012
Day 378: I'm still tired of packing.
I ran out of boxes.
I have almost broken my:
And sweaty.
AND DON'T WANNA WORK ANYMORE.
I have almost broken my:
- Back
- Arm
- Leg
- Foot
- Neck
- Brain
And sweaty.
AND DON'T WANNA WORK ANYMORE.
This is how I feel.
Wednesday, March 7, 2012
Day 377: I'M TIRED OF PACKING. THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE MY DAY OFF.
pretty sure my face is about similar to this.
Ignore the play video button, unless you're a failtard, it's just an image.
Tuesday, March 6, 2012
Day 376: Loves my fiancee's loving and supporting family
Seriously don't know what I'd do without them.
Monday, March 5, 2012
Day 375: More about the apartment
It's a two bedroom in Lebanon, but not the scary part of Lebanon, the safe part, right near Home Depot and the jail. I'm so excited. Oh my gosh. I pay 520, plus my electric and my gas heat. It's cute. Brand new carpet. Fresh paint. We even have a doorbell and a porch light. I mean, it's not enormous, but it's cute and it's only the two of us. I have the most ADORABLE KITCHEN. And our living room is pretty gigantic. Here's a picture with Drew sitting right in the center to prove how enormous it is. (For those of you who don't know, my fiancee is about 6'2")
And here's a picture of my stinken precious kitchen
ISN'T IT CUTE AS FUCK
THAT IS A CUTE AS FUCK LITTLE KITCHEN.
Sunday, March 4, 2012
Day 374: HOLY SHIT, DUDES WE HAVE AN APARTMENT
Welcome to my humble abode. I'll post more pictures tomorrow. We move in Saturday. I'm so stinken excited!!!!!
Saturday, March 3, 2012
Day 373: THE HUNGER GAMES.
I'm so excited for the movie coming out this month. If you haven't read these books, you officially suck and don't have a life. You need to read the immediately. No you can't borrow mine, I love them too much and I don't trust you not to hurt them. I'm the kind of person that would probably end up perishing if my house was on fire because I'd keep running back in the house trying to save all my books and pillow pets. Haha.
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