I legitimately JUST finished this book. It was 662 pages long so it took me quite a bit more time to read than the other books. If I would have sat still and just read I probably could have read it in two days just like the rest of them, because this book FAR exceeded my expectations. I watched the movie first and then immediately went to the store to pick up the book knowing that it had to be far better than the movie. I mean, Anne in the movie was a bitch. Anne in the book? MOTHER OF ALL BITCHES. I've never hated a character as much I hated Anne in this book. I was actually GLAD she got beheaded in the end. She deserved it. If you enjoy anything from renaissance time but hate reading old English, this is the book for you.
It's written in today's English and it's actually historically accurate. This lady knows her shit. I plan on procuring a few more of her books. THIS book has a place on my book shelf and will live to be read again.
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Monday, July 30, 2012
Sunday, July 22, 2012
Day 404: One Hundred Book Challenge: Book Twenty Seven
Linger by Maggie Stiefvater
This series was introduced to me by the ever amazing Hanna,
who I’m finding knows me inside and out when it comes to my tastes in books.
This is a trilogy but I’ve been pacing myself on reading it all. I didn’t want
to rush through it and then be unhappy when I was finished.
A new character is introduced in this one, his name is Cole
and he’s one of the wolves that Beck changed in the last book. He willingly was
bitten. And he develops a lot in this book. I hated him in the beginning but in
the end you find out that he’s not such a splinter.
There really are no words to describe this series; they are
like nothing I’ve ever read. It’s an intense love story and I suggest it to
everyone. EVERYONE. READ IT.
Day 403: One Hundred Book Challenge: Book Twenty Six
Abarat by Clive Barker
I have had this book for a very long time. I have attempted
to read it at least seven times. I would get about three or five chapters in
and put it down because it just didn’t make any damn sense. I forced myself to
finish it this time by making it my “taking a shit” book. That way I would have
nothing else to entertain myself and would have to read it.
This book is a mind fuck if I’ve ever seen one. There were
talking tables. There was a guy with eight heads and apparently they were all
brothers with the same fucking name. It was just… what the fuck? The full way
through. I have no interest in reading the next two books in the series. I
don’t even want to see the fucking book ever again. That’s why I gave it to my
friend Tamara, yes the Tamara, from the shit yourself car rides Tamara. She was
overly interested in it when I was bitching about it to Hanna. SO I got rid of
the stupid book.
If you like to be mind fucked then this is the book for you.
Saturday, July 21, 2012
Day 403: One Hundred Book Challenge: Book Twenty Five. OFFICIALLY A QUARTER OF THE WAY THERE!
Road to Grace by Richard Paul Evans
This book puts me officially a quarter of the way to my goal
of one hundred books read by the end of the year. It’s a small victory, but a
victory none the less. This book is the third in "The Walk" series for the previous two books reviews click either of these links:
Once again, this author has amazed me. I loved it and it
ends on such a cliff hanger. The next two books aren’t out yet and this
seriously kills me, I’d love to know what happens RIGHT NOW. I hate waiting. I’m
waiting for the third book in the Divergent series to come out. And the
Chemical Garden trilogy. And the Matched series. This is just ONE MORE THING I
have to wait on to come out before I know the ending. Thank goodness I decided
to do this challenge. It gives me something to keep my mind off the waiting.
This series is awesome and very inspirational, if you happen
to be going through hell in a handbag and you need a pick me up, this book has
many feel good qualities. The entire series does. They aren’t very long either
for those that don’t like long books, they are about two hundred pages each. SO
READ THEM. There isn’t a reason NOT to read them.
Friday, July 20, 2012
Day 402: One Hundred Book Challenge: Book Twenty Four
No
Longer a Slumdog by K.P Yohannan
This book was sent to me in the mail from one of those “save
a child” websites. And it’s basically just attempting to convince you to donate
to them. I thought it would have a lot of stories about how children’s lives
were changed for the better but it was not like that at all. It was mostly like
“Here’s how much money we spend to take care of these kids, if you don’t donate
you’re a shit person and god hates you.”
Thursday, July 19, 2012
Day 401: One Hundred Book Challenge: Book Twenty Three
Miles to Go by Richard Paul Evans
In the ending of the last book, Allan was stabbed and ends
up in the hospital under a predicament. He is facing months of recovery and has
to postpone his walk until then. He is taken in by a lady that he met in the
first book. He helped her change her tire when she was parked on the side of
the road.
This book was very good. I have given some piss poor reviews
of some of Richard’s other novels but these have truly captivated and impressed
me. I have not been able to put them down and because of them I do believe I
will read the rest of the books of his that my future sister in law lent me.
Wednesday, July 18, 2012
Day 400: One Hundred Book Challenge: Book Twenty Two
The Game by Monica Hughes
This was actually a book I got when
Borders was going out of business. I paid exactly three dollars for it. The
description on the back made it seem a bit like “The Hunger Games” and I had
just finished Catching Fire at the time and wanted to continue reading
dystopias. I started looking up information online about “The Game” and found
that this book was one of the ones that English teachers force their high
school students to read for a grade and therefore wasn’t widely appreciated.
All I read were pretty shitty reviews of it but they were all done by some snot
nosed sophomore who was just pissed that they had to pull themselves away from
their porn or online video games to actually do something educational. So I
decided that I would read the book and decide for myself how I felt about it.
Snot
nosed high school students SUCK at book recommendations, I absolutely adored
this book and attempted to get anyone who told me that they liked “The Hunger
Games” to read it. Now “The Game” has nothing to do with a fight to the death.
This book is set in a future where most jobs are primarily taken by robots.
When you leave high school you are transported to the place where you will be
living the rest of your life. You have to score extremely high in order to get
a job that ISN’T already taken by a robot. If you don’t get a job, you get
taken to some dump of a town and have to fend for yourself. The government
grants you a kind of allowance but it isn’t much.
The
‘game’ that they speak of is a psychological thing. It’s all in your mind. If
you are chosen to be in the game it’s the highest honor ever.
I don’t
want to reveal much more and risk giving things away, but the book is awesome
and I would suggest it to any dystopia lover. And if you look up reviews of
books like I do, don’t trust any that were done by some little weasel high
school student. They are overly biased and poorly written.
Saturday, July 7, 2012
Day 399: One Hundred Book Challenge: Book Twenty One
The Walk by Richard Paul Evans
So I
know my last few reviews of his books weren’t exactly very nice, but I was
EXTREMELY impressed with this book. I was skeptical reading it at first but I
could not put it down. This is also a series, but only three of the five are
out right now. It’s about this guy who literally loses everything. He decides that
he’s going to walk as far away from it all as he can.
He
decides he’s going to walk from Washington State to Florida.
Walk.
All the
way there.
IT’S
FUCKING AWESOME. My faith in Richard Paul Evans has been restored.
Tuesday, July 3, 2012
Day 398: One Hundred Book Challenge: Book Twenty
Moloka’I by Alan Brennert
I have read Honolulu by this same author and I absolutely
loved it. So I was guessing that anything else written by him would be just as
awesome.
Wrong.
I hated this book. It was frightening and gross, and just
not what I expected.
Though what should I have expected when the book was about
leprosy?
Sunday, July 1, 2012
Day 397: One Hundred Book Challenge: Book Nineteen
Shiver by Maggie Stiefvater
Recently,
I took a car ride three hours away to celebrate an amazing woman. Her name is
Hanna and she’s awesome. She lent me some books to contribute to my hundred
book challenge. She spent about two hours straight talking about this series
with me and of course it was the first book I picked up.
Shiver
is a werewolf series, but not like ugly half man half wolf things, they switch
between wolf form and human form. If you are bitten, you only get so many years
of changing back and forth before you become strictly wolf only. Well, this
girl, got bitten when she was a very young age, but one of the wolves saved
her. She remembered him and throughout the years they watch each other from
afar. But one day, a boy is attacked and people try to kill the wolves off
because they see them as a threat. The wolf that saved the girl is shot and it
turns him back into a human. Usually they only turn back into wolves during the
warm months. Heat keeps them human, cold turns them wolf.
It
turns into this intense love story and it is a trilogy and they are all out so
you don’t need to worry about waiting. This book was awesome and I bet the next
two are too. Be careful though, the author has admitted that she wrote the
series in an effort to make her readers cry.
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