Monday, December 5, 2011

Day 284: Things Erin Has Done Whilist Drunk

I had nothing else to blog about today. And everyone has those "One time when I was drunk off my ass, I humped a statue of George Washington stories" so I thought I would share the VERY FEW stories I have from being drunk.

I made a joke that wasn't funny. At all. And proceeded to nearly wet my pants laughing at myself and rolled off the bed.

I ate my weight in pizza. And got way too fucking excited about breadsticks.

I was avidly denying that I was drunk whilist stripping.

I flirted with a MUCH older man. I kept touching his hand and telling him he was "SO FUNNY".

Honestly, when I'm drunk it can either go one of two ways, I either revert back to being a toddler and I think EVERYTHING is hilarious. Including the color of your shirt, the bumps on the cieling and air. Or you have to repeatedly tell me to put my clothes back on and to stop stroking your arm while staring at you in what I think is a sexual gaze when it really just looks like I've licked windows all my life.

2 comments:

  1. So all those times you were flirting were just moments of drunkenness!!!!!



    I feel hurt *sniff* I thought what we had was the real thing!

    :-P

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