Today I had my job orientation at Infinitos. If you don't know what Infinitos is, it's only the most amazing pizza buffet in pretty much the entire world. I work at the one by Kmart in Lebanon, I have just given you even more means of stalking me. You can only come and stalk me there if you promise to buy something first. ;) My boss will give me a pay raise with all the customers I'm bringing in. haha. My first day on the job is on Friday. I'm kinda nervous because there's this whole 60 day grace period thing where they are basically monitoring me to see if I suck major ass at making pizza or whatever they are having me do at the time. I think I'll do just fine though. Pretty much as long as I follow directions and don't curse out a customers or stuff a fellow employee in the oven, I'll be alright. I don't forsee me doing anything like that. Fantasizing about it? Maybe. Never giving into said fantasies though.
In other news, I have repeatedly forgotten everything I've wanted to tell Maxwell today. I had a dream I wanted to tell him about but then I forgot the dream. And then, I saw something on facebook or some part of the internet that I wanted to tell him about and again. I forgot. I'm getting old.
Just get a voice recorder and blurt it into there everytime you think of something.
ReplyDeleteAnd you aren't old so :P
And I will have to visit said pizza place and STALK YE!
Make people into the pizza? Like The Demon Erin of Fleet Street...I'll be Mrs. Lovett?
ReplyDeleteSweeny Todd reference FTW!
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