Day 67: Be nice to people even if they are losers.

I have a persuasive speech to give tomorrow and I am doing it on being nice to people. I know this is kind of a controversy because I hate everyone and I'm basically the worst person you could ever meet. BUT, Regardless, you shouldn't be mean to people. Instead you should hug everyone for awkward amounts of time and hold hands. And love each other. Like take me, for example, this one girl I know, Hannah, she's a total loser. Like, if you look up "loser" in the dictionary you will find her picture. And I'm nice to her. I even act like I like her. When in fact thinking about her face makes me want to punt a kitten and set a cupcake on fire. If I can do it, you can to.

(SPOILER ALERT: Hannah and I love each other. This is a joke)