Day 76: A moment that needs to be shared.

So my bestttttttttttttttttiiiiieeeee, Tamara and I were talking about weddings and how at hers she did her vows herself. Because in good ol' PA, we have this thing where you can go out and buy your own license and wed yourselves! So in this conversation we discussed how it's completely legit, you have marriage certificates and everything and it's pretty much awesome, you can say whatever you want. Which led to this conversation:
Erin:

"So my vows can be like:
We gather here today to join two assholes in marriage.
Anybody got any fucking objections? If you do, GET THE FUCK OUT.
Maxwell Robert Christman, will you take this bitch in marriage? Even when she's on the rag and she's being extra bitchy? And after she gets fat and old?
I do.
Erin Colleen Howie, will you take this douche bag in marriage? And will you love him even when he's too lazy to take the trash out? And after he gets fat and old and starts shooting blanks?
I do.
Alright, you doucheholes are married, you may now fuck the bride. "

Tamara:

So afterwards you can state "Now that we have that done! Let the orgy commence!"

Erin:

Haha yes, My reception will be a giant orgy. hahaha. Everybody must have sex with the bride before they leave ;) And we'll renew our vows every month. Everyone needs a once a month orgy.

Tamara:
Too bad we can't put the videos on facebook. Damn terms and conditions.

Erin:

DAMN IT. We'll make a porn site. We'll call it ErinandMaxsrenewedvows.com. UPDATES MONTHLY

Tamara:

HAHAHAHAHAHA xD That. Is. So. Awesome. People would think it is so innocent. Until they click it. They cannot unsee.

Erin:
Wife:

Honey! Come and look at this site! This couple renews their vows monthly how sweet!

*clicks*
OH MY GOD! WHY ARE THEY TAKING OFF THEIR CLOTHING! WHAT?!?! WHAT IN GOD'S NAME IS THAT BRIDESMAID STICKING IN THE BRIDE??!?!?!!?!

Husband:*drooling*

Tamara:

*laughs hard* That is just too funny.

Wife: Why is there a puddle beside m- HONEY! *smacks head with keyboard*

Husband: *drolls more* Hurr hurr hurr... boobies.