Thursday, May 19, 2011

Day 82: I'll have you know, I fully intend to rip your clothes off you and do horrible things to your body

Now that I have your attention, I would like to announce my interest in starting a few more Every Day blogs. I know what you're thinking, "ONLY A FEW?!?!?! WHY DON'T YOU WRITE A MILLION?!!??!" Well, I am only one person. A damn amazing person that you all worship, but only one person at that. I want to do one blog about my wedding and my engagement to Max. I get asked at least three times a day how my wedding is going or how Max and myself are, so I'd like to everyday document our relationship. It will be disgustingly romantic, like you'll get diabetes, vomit a bouquet of flowers and shit kittens romantic.

The other, I'm not really sure where I'm gonna go with it. I kind of want it to be a surprise too. I love to torture you. I'm a sadist, what can I say? WRITHE! WRITHE MY PRETTIES.

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I swear. I don't do drugs.

There may or may not be a fourth. I probably won't advertise the fuck out of them like I did with this one because I just don't care who follows them. I enjoy blogging. If I had the ability to make a profit from it, I would be a professional blogger. For shit, son. But no one would hire me. I swear too much. And I'm sooo provocative.

SEX SELLS, bitches.

If you would like to give me your opinion, I will pretend that I actually care what you have to say. No, seriously, give me your opinions.

1 comment:

  1. I WANNA RIP YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND DO HORRIBLE THINGS TO YOUR BODY YOU WILL LOVE!!!!!!!!!! ;)

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