Erin: *watching a couple kiss in a movie.* "oh! He's giving her the tongue. OH NO. HE'S GIVING HER THE PENIS"
*Max leans over to kiss me* "SHUT UP"
"hello this is dominoes. Did you order the chalupa?" <<< We definitely weren't drunk at all.
"we need to get off on exit 47"
"you need to shut the fuck up and drive"
Max: I'm a good boyfriend.
Erin: *appalled* NO YOU'RE NOT.
Max: *chokes on coffee*
*Max begins singing "Bleeding Love"*
Erin's reaction: OH MY GAWD.
Erin: "NO WAY. KENNY CHESNEY STARS IN KENNY CHESNEY'S COASTAL TOUR? THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY DAMN SENSE."
Max: I thought for sure it would be Aerosmith.
Max: LOOK! A MCDONALDS! I CAN TAKE A SHIT!!!!
Erin:*exhales loudly* ......SHIT. I just had to get that out there.
Erin: I DON'T WANT TO SPEND ANOTHER THIRTEEN HOURS STRAIGHT WITH YOU EVER AGAIN.
Erin: *with a TERRIBLE spanish accent* Here at La Quinta we have the chalupas y the burritos y the chihuahuas with the hot sauce.
Max: do we turn here?
Erin: WHY DO YOU KEEP ASKING ME? WHAT THE FUCK DO I LOOK LIKE? A DAMN GPS?
Max:.....YES.
Erin: You have less than I do.
Max: That's because you're a girl.
Erin: Yeah, well, so are you.
Max: I can't remember the name of this movie.
Erin: Hey Max?
Max: What?
Erin: What's the name of this movie?
Hahaha awesome!!!
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