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Thursday, April 5, 2012
Day 380: THE WEDDING IS ALMOST SIX MONTHS AWAY
HOLY SHIT. We got our wedding invitations yesterday! They are so stinken cute. I need to finalize our guest list. We switched venues because the venue I originally had started treating me like shit and I don't take lightly to being treated like shit, so I decided I don't want to give them any of my hard earned money. ASSHOLES. Besides there are plenty of beautiful places IN Lebanon that are a shitload cheaper. AND I can bring my own food and use my own caterer and no one will give me any stupid bullshit about anything.
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