If you’ve ever heard of Tucker Max,
then you know he’s a horrible, awful, crazy, alcoholic lunatic. You also know
that he’s damn hilarious. Now, it truly depends on who you are, some people
think he’s pretty much the scum of society and the sole reason that the world
is an awful place. Some people think he’s the bee’s knees, king of all men, or
the most fabulous drunk in existence.
Last
year, I read his “autobiography” of sorts which mostly consists of a
recollection of all of the “best” moments throughout his life of being a
drunken abomination to society. He just drinks whatever alcohol is placed in
front of his face and fornicates with whatever drunken flimsy girl he
encounters. It doesn’t sound like very educational or thought provoking reading
to those of mature and sound mind. I, on the other hand, laugh when I notice
that I have 69 messages in my inbox on my cell phone and have also been known
to talk to myself for hours. I am neither of mature or sound mind. So this shit
is damn hilarious.
I believe
his second book, “Assholes Finish First” came out two years ago, possibly
three, but I am one of those people who start reading a book, forget about it
for five months and then pick it up again. I bought the book and didn’t even
start reading it until last week. This book is just as hilarious, if not more
hilarious than the previous. I am pretty sure I peed my pants three times a
chapter. This book includes all the stories “post fame” of Tucker Max. Once the
drunken sluts knew his name, everyone wanted to be in one of his stories.
I would
suggest his works to anyone that is immature on the inside and can handle a ton
of swearing. Like, a shit ton. If you’re reading my blog and have been with me
since the beginning then you can handle Tucker Max.
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