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Sunday, March 20, 2011
Day 22: Five dollars and a Sandwhich
I made forty dollars today in tips. It was pretty damn sweet. I bought Max a buffalo chicken pizza for his lunch. I take good care of my fiancee. I don't have much else to report except that I'm going to go take a damn nap because I'm tired as fuck and I have very interesting plans tomorrow! I'm also going to gather a few girlies to take dress looking one of the days. I really want to look at dresses but I'm terrefied of being too fat. I'm such a woman.
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You will NOT^ look fat. Nuff said. :D
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