- Librarians eating in the library
- People feeling the need to get involved with your relationships
- Dumb People
- College Midterms
- Bitches
- Creepers in the form of teenage girls
- and whatever the hell else I can come up with
First: Librarians eating in the library
There is clearly a sign that says we are not allowed to eat in here. In fact, I have been yelled at for putting a piece of chocolate in my mouth.
The scene opens on me and my growling stomach, sitting at a computer trying to figure out why my homework looks wrong and of course, taking in my daily dose of facebook. Then the librarian walks in with Wendy's! FUCKING WENDY'S! I love Wendys! So now I'm even hungrier than I was before because you can smell fast food from a mile away. I think this is complete bullshit. If we aren't allowed to eat in here, your ass shouldn't be allowed either.
Second: People feeling the need to get involved with your relationships.
Have you ever noticed that when you are dating someone it never seems like you are just dating them? You have to date their family and their friends (sometimes douche bags). It's ridiculous. I am in a relationship with Maxwell and only Maxwell. I haven't met this bitch and I really don't want to. She feels the need to voice her dumbass opinion to him about anything he does with me. If Max wants to give me a promise ring, let him give me a promise ring. It's really none of your fucking business what he does. It's his life, get the fuck over it lady. You can't control him. And so he said that being with his Ex was anything but magical, welllllll does your STUPID ASS even KNOW what that fat bitchslutwhoreface put him through? Do you bother to ask? No.... SO STAY THE FUCK OUT OF IT.
Third: College Midterms (I have already covered stupid people I believe)
Why are they even necessary? And why do they come so quick? I feel like I have just barely started learning things in some of my classes and not learned anything at all in others (Macroeconomics. You sit through three hours of Professor Vilwock going off on his random tangents and tell me if you understand fucking anything about the economy afterwards) I only have one midterm though that I am aware of and that's in Speech on friday. Then I have to work that night. Next week is Spring Break though, which is pretty sweet. I have to watch Brendan by myself for the first time on the night of the ninth. I'm excited and nervous. Nervous because I've never really been alone with him before other than like when Max gets out of the car to get something and usually at that point in time, Brendan's asleep. I'm also excited for this reason too because Max and everyone else gets to spend more time with him than me becauase he likes them more.
Fourth: Bitches
They're everywhere. When I rule the world, I'mma make a law against bitchery punishable by death.
Fifth: Creepers in the form of teenage girls.
Alright, so I'm walking to the bathroom because I just finished my second bottle of water in thirty minutes and I need to take a pee, badly. And this chick walks in right behind me and then goes into the stall RIGHT BESIDE MINE when all of the other ones were empty. And then also gets out of her stall right after I do and takes the sink right beside mine too. WHAT THE FUCK??!?!??!?!!!?!!? It freaked me out. I wanted to punch her in the face.
Sixth: Whatever the hell I can come up with:
- I'm hungry
- I need to pee
- My hand has a cramp
- I wore sexy panties today and no one got to see them.
- I have writer's block
- My ass itches.
I hate bitches too, your not the only one. :P
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