So today I went in for my preorientation stuff for the casino. I had to pee in a cup which I totally fail at. I don't know how to properly position a cup so that I don't pee all over my hand. I held in my pee all day so that I would have pee to give the lady. So when I sat down on that toilet my bladder pretty much exploded. It's amazing that I even made it to the toilet.
I also got fingerprinted. And it wasn't with that black ink shit that they used to do and that you see on jail t.v shows, NO, it was this SUPER AWESOME machine. They sprayed my fingers with nasty smelling water and put them on this piece of glass and it took a picture of my finger print. I was so damn excited about it that the police officer had to repeatedly ask me for my hand back because we weren't done yet. The whole time I was like "This is so cool! THIS IS SO COOL!"
I also got my racing license which I have no fucking idea what it does or what I can do with it but it doesn't expire for another three years at which point I will have to pay to renew it.
Also, I got fitted for a uniform. I have this burnt orange type shirt with sparkly gold "HC" written on it and brown pants that I had to pull all the way up to my titties to keep it from dragging the ground... I hate being short.
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