Thursday, April 21, 2011

Day 54: Stupid dog needs shots or some shit tomorrow

I GET TO SEE MAX TOMORROW YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY. Today we're going to talk about things that irritate me irrationally. I hate when people chew loudly. It makes me crazy. I hate when people call me hon. Ew.

I hate when people buttdial me and leave me weird ass voicemails because I never answer my phone because I'm a weirdo who doesn't like talking on the phone. At all. So unless you're my mommy. Or Max. Or Kate. I don't answer the phone unless you call twice. or leave me a voicemail that requests that I call you and you have some problem that can't be effectively answered via text message. This is why I'm not in a university right now. I don't answer phone calls from numbers I don't recognize. I'm just weird. If you want to hear my voice, you will talk to me in person.

One time my one friend called me and left me a voicemail where she was arguing loudly with her significant other about whether or not their baby cried when they took her to the easter bunny

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