"Then she asked me what was on the turtle cheesecake. What the FUCK does it look like is on it? Chocolate, pecans and some GOD DAMN CARAMELS."
"She asked me for two hot dogs and I was trying to deal with the two dumb bitches who just took half a fucking hour of my fucking time to drag me all over the fucking place and got like forty fucking million things so I got her the hot dogs and then she's like "Can I have two things of onions?" and I'm like OHMYGAWD, fine. And got her the freaking onions. And then she was like "Can I have some relish packets and mustard?" THERE IS FUCKING RELISH AND MUSTARD RIGHT THERE. but I got it for her anyway and then she was like "Can I have a plate?" And I was like OH MY FUCKING GOD."
"I swear to god if anyone fucking asks me what's in a fucking Tandy Cake ever again, I'm going to punch them in the damn face."
Max: "What's in a tandycake?"
"Are you fucking serious right now?"
"what's in a tandycake?"
ReplyDelete"are you fucking serious right now?"
i. love. it.
<3, rowan.