Day 202: Socks.

Can someone explain to me how they always seem to get lost. I spend twenty dollars every two weeks on new socks because I keep losing the matches to all of them and I just have a pile of unmatched socks in my drawer. This is the reason that I am constantly wearing mismatched socks, I can never find the other one. I swear a little monster lives in my dryer and eats all of my socks. But only ONE of each pair. My goal is to find that monster and give it the heimlich until it vomits up all of my socks. >:(