Day 276: Wrapping Paper and ribbon

So if you're anything like me you blow at wrapping presents. I usually just shove everything into a gift bag and then stuff tissue paper in on top of it all so that I don't have to deal with it. But for Christmas time, to make it look like I really bought you more than I did, I will wrap everything individually. Now, I don't completely get the purpose of having to make a present look absolutely beautiful when you wrap it. The wrapping paper is just going to get ripped to shreds anyway, so what does it matter if just a little bit of the paper isn't perfect? I was wrapping gifts tonight out in our living room and my mom was breathing down my neck about how I wasn't wrapping everything with precision excellence. It's like seriously, dude? Who gives a shit? It's going to be wrapped for about .00000000000000003 seconds after I present it to the person. It's not like a painting. IT'S WRAPPING PAPER.