Day 286: Screaming Lyrics

How do you sing when you're by yourself? Are you like me? I blast the volume as if I'm attempting to deafen my other ear and scream the lyrics at the top of my lungs and dance like I'm on every drug out there. Honestly, I've considered recording it but I'm pretty sure I would lose every friend I have and my parents would disown me and smear raw meat on me when I am asleep and allow the dog to kill me. That's how horrible it is. You'll basically want to remove the part of your brain that remembers watching it and shove it up your ass.