So tonight, Drew, Tamara, Owen and I all had a gathering at Tracy's house to play Grand Theft Auto and shoot the shit and torment the cat and etc and etc. These are quotes from that night. Because there is no way that that many of us can get together and hilarity not ensue.
Tracy: *playing GTA* Here's the new rule, if you can't fit underneath my car and live, you're too fat and deserve to die.
Erin: *playing GTA and spies someone smoking a cigarette* SMOKING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH *runs them over*
Erin: *playing GTA* THE LIGHT IS GREEN GO ALREADY *rams into the back of a taxi, continues to drive through the next red light* FUCK RED LIGHTS, I'M LOOKING FOR PROSTITUTES!
Drew: And you wonder why I don't trust you to drive
I also love how in that game, there can be a pile of dead bodies on the sidewalk and people will just keep walking along like there's nothing wrong. It's ridiculous.
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