Monday, January 2, 2012

Day 312: Things You Shouldn't Be Embarassed about.

I was thinking about this at work tonight. Things that we as people are embarassed about that we really shouldn't be.

  1. Buying Condoms: Seriously? Why should you be embarassed about being a responsible adult? "Oh god, someone is going to see me protecting myself against a pregnancy that I'm too young and or stupid and or broke to take of right now. OH SHIT." Or you're afraid someone's going to see you and then people are going to know you have sex... seriously? Everyone has sex. It's an everyday ritual. Why do we feel like we have to hide the fact that we aren't just thinking with our sexual organs?
  2. Our Periods: Seriously, girls, every single person who has ever had a vagina, including Eve, had a period. It's something that happens to every woman. Why do we feel like we should have to hide our pads up our sleeves?
  3. Taking a shit: When you gotta go, you gotta go. And while every man in the world would like to live in a life where they pretend to be blissfully unaware that a woman's ass is used for anything other than sitting, EVERYONE takes a shit. I'm going to let you in on a little secret, no one is going to go and tell everyone that you pooped in the bathroom. It's kind of what bathrooms are made for.
  4. Being pissed about something: Don't hide it. Be pissed. I have a whole blog here of pissiness.

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