So, for all the people out there who are like my sister and think that it isn't necessary that I swear, let me tell you a few things. Shit is versatile. I can use it as a replacement for ANY word that I can't remember. Example from a real life shituation:
Max: What's on that pizza?
Erin: Some tomatos. Some shit and some other shit.
Max: Thanks. That helps.
See how helpful that was? If I didn't use a swear word, I would have been stuck opening and closing my mouth like a fish or some shit. I can also "not give a shit", "take a shit", "shoot the shit", "need to shit" and be "tired of your shit." What would I say if I don't use the word shit? Exactly.
And another thing, saying "fucking" does INDEED make me feel better after I hurt myself. And when someone has pissed me off, using the word "fucking" every other word does indeed take my stress level down a notch. I just need to have one big rant and I calm the fuck down afterwards.
And for those who are concerned for the well being of my future children, I will proud as fuck when my kids say "shit" or "fuck" for the first time. This is how that shit will go down:
Child: Fuck.
Me: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! You were always my favorite. You get a cookie. Now, don't be saying that shit at school. I don't want a fucking phone call from your stupid shit teacher. Understand?
In other words, don't let me babysit your children
Hahaha I love the child swearing skit. But yea swearing is fine in those situations and yea I swear like a sailor.
ReplyDeleteAnd as long as it is not somewhere like school, i would be the same probably. xD
Actually, there was an experiment done in regards to swearing. And it is beneficial for a person to swear, it ups their pain tolerance and turns out to be a stress reliever.
ReplyDelete~Tracy
Well damn, you and I should be able to take a bullet without so much as a tear.
ReplyDeleteYour child's first word is either gonna be "BITCH" or "FUCK" knowing you. :P
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