Day 18: Wedding Planning= Stress and Headaches.

So yes, weddings are momentous occasions and are fun to plan but they also have a few downsides. For one, even though I have repeatedly told all catering companies that the wedding will not be until more than a year from now, I have not stopped getting emails and phone calls with people begging me to schedule a damn appointment with them and shit. I also just started the guest list and I'm already worried that some little asshat is going to give me shit for not inviting them. I know that there is going to be one person out there that I have only spoken two words to in my entire life that is going to be like "Why didn't you invite me?" and make me feel like a giant pile of shit for not inviting them. And then I have a whole hell load of photographers (NOT you, Epiphany or Hannie or Rowan, you guys are amazing) that are giving me shit and getting impatient because I haven't scheduled a sitdown with them to discuss prices about the engagement shoot. And then, I'm scared of even looking at dresses yet because I'm fat and I don't want to fall in love with a dress and not be able to wear it. And then there was also the fun of pairing the bridesmaids with the groomsmen. If even one bridesmaid complains about who they are paired with, I will find a new bridesmaid. Seriously. I picked you guys because you are the people who have been there the most for me and I love you the most. I think you can give me an entire minute that you have to walk down the aisle arm in arm with somebody you don't really know or care for. It's not like I'm asking you to make out with them. You just have to walk down the aisle holding their arm. That's it, son. If you can't give me that on my wedding day, you obviously weren't the person I thought you were. I'm not saying that any of you are going to complain, I'm just warning you in advance.