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Friday, April 8, 2011
Day 41: A post at ELEVEN FORTY P.M
I am a caffeine addict. Like on a bad scale, so I have been attempting this week to quit caffeine. I have been successful but now I get to go through withdrawal. Now I have tried to give up caffeine a numerous amount of times and have gotten to the withdrawal stage and relapsed. The withdrawal symptoms are horrible. I shake. I get terrible headaches. And I get bitchy beyond belief, like ten times more bitchy than I am usually. So right now, I posted a blog with a GIANT headache and managed to not chomp anyone's head off. Yay me.
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Cory gets the same way after work if he doesn't have his bit of caffeine for the day.
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I was trying to figure out how the hell the two things you said related, and then I pissed myself.
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