Day 163: If you're going to be a dick, I'm going to be one right back

I'm the kind of person that if you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you but the moment you start treating me like shit, I can rip you three new assholes with one sentence. I'm not the kind of person to be messed with. Another thing that I do not tolerate whatsoever is people who can't take a joke or don't know what the fuck sarcasm is if it hit them in the face. I just don't get it. How can you NOT tell I'm being sarcastic? For an example, a week or so ago, there was a joke between me and a friend that we were "married" so we put it up on facebook. I later changed my status from married to single. And a bunch of people commented/messaged/texted me asking what had happened.... ARE YOU SERIOUS???? I don't get the stupidity of people sometimes.