Saturday, August 6, 2011
Day 162: Creeper old men and Erin Howie
So everytime someone checks out my profile on my dating site, I get an email about it, telling me their user name, their age and where the fuck they live. Well more than 75 percent of the time I'm getting creeped by men that are 26 and older. I even had one come on to me HARDCORE that was 33. When I was like... you realize I'm eightfuckingteen right? He never spoke to me again. hahaha. Why do I attract creepy old guys? They wouldn't be able to handle me. I'm too much to handle in the bedroom. I'd wear their creepy asses out. And it's a necessary part of my relationships that if I try to kiss you that you don't get a hernia or bust your damn hip out of place. Let's face it, if you're wearing adult diapers, I won't be into you. Sorry.
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Haha hey Cory is going to be 29 soon. He is one flippin hot creeper. XD Not all older guys are bad.
ReplyDeletedude. WHY IS IT THAT ONLY THE OLDER GUYS ARE ALL OVER MY DICK??? I don't want to get romantically involved with someone TOO TOO old you know? because they'd use my age as a way to say I'm "immature" and to win pretty much any fight.
ReplyDeletePsh you tell them that they are old and senile and then you win that argument. :P Amazingly Cory has never used that argument against me.
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