Beth:*picks up coffee pot, coffee pot leaks*
Erin: That thing just peed EVERYWHERE. It was so excited to see you. It was like "OOOOHHHH BETH."
Beth: *dies laughing*
Beth: Can I help you?
Random bitch: Uh, no thank you.
Beth: Have a nice day.... hussy.
Along with these quotes, I also went in the back to make a mixed box of chips. Thinking that there weren't any boxes that were close to empty, I took the pretzel box, and put pretzels in EVERY.SINGLE.BOX. in the back. While Kolt watched me do this, I told him if anyone asked, he had no idea what idiot did that.
Customer: You guys should have a grill out here and make hamburgers.
Erin: But I'm not a cook.
Customer: You said that. Not me.
Erin: I seriously can't cook. I set a salad on fire once. I'll never get a husband.
Beth: I had two. TRUST ME, you don't want one.
man, you DID have a long night...........
ReplyDeleteobviously, you and Beth are the funny crew......I need a recording to laugh at :)