Sunday, October 9, 2011

Day 226: Warning: This blog may inspire orgasms. Those weak of heart should read with caution. Or a viagara. Whatever works for you.

I got to see Ben and Dorian today. I finally got to give Dorian his birthday presents and I also got to give Ben the Phillies hoodie I got him so that he no longer has an excuse to wear that horrible Steelers hoodie in my presence. (Die hard Ravens fan right here). It was a fun day. We played alot of Super Mario Wii. And it legitimately took me three hours just to get past the first world. And Kahlem, (a friend of Ben's) had to beat the final part of that world too. Though, Kahlem admitted that he and Ben had no social lives during high school and this is why they are so great at video games. Ben's a closet loser. haha.

Though, I've got to be his dream come true, or any man's for that matter. I'm a huge video game freak. And what man doesn't have wet dreams about their girlfriend wanting to sit around in her panties and one of his t shirts and kill shit on a xbox with him? (This blog has basically just turned into a porn film).  Though I do not have many of the up to date game systems myself, I leave that to the boyfriend to provide. Which trust me, on most occasions, they delivered. Ben definitely delivers. He has onlive, a wii and a 3ds. I love playing video games but I get frustrated easily. And tend to throw temper tantrums when I can not understand what the hell I'm doing wrong or what the fucking game wants me to do. A direct quote from tonight: "It keeps telling me to get a woman. I tried. I gave them all an apple. I slapped them in the face with a fish. AND I STABBED THEM. NONE OF THEM WANT TO COME WITH ME!"

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