Day 237: Your questions. I answer them.

Question numero uno: Will you run away with me in the night and remodel the outside of walmart with pink paint, white taffeta, and purple glitter?

Answer: Ummmm why is this even a question??!?! HELL YES.

Question number 2: What did you do with all that soda?

Answer: To explain to anyone who has no idea what this referring to (i.e EVERYONE). I was supposed to provide drinks for a family reunion at Knobels. I ended up not going to this family reunion. But I still had the assload of soda leftover. My answer? Have you seen my ass lately? I DRANK IT ALL.

Question # 3: What do you do when you have a wedgie in public?
Answer: I pick that mother fucker. I usually announce that I have a wedgie loudly and proceed to yank it out of my ass in the most unladylike of actions. Judge me all you want, but I am not walking around with chafing butt cheeks all day.

Question #4: Why is the sky blue?

Answer: To match with Hannie's pretty eyes. :)

Question #5: If you could master one skill what would it be?

Answer: Sex. I would be a master at sex.

Question #6: How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

Answer: 42.

Question #7: Can you say you honestly believe in God?

Answer: Leave it to someone to pop out the religious beliefs question. Basically, I believe that there has to be someone of a higher being than ourselves out there that put us here. But, I also believe in reincarnation, ghosts, spirits, aliens, homosexuals having rights and other dimensions. I also do not believe in hell. I believe it is a scare tactic.


Question #8: How crazy can you get?

Answer: I have no choice but to assume you meant this in a sexual way. And haven't you heard ANYTHING about redheads? To be vague, I'm living proof that gingers are freaks in the bedroom. YOU CAN'T HANDLE ANY MORE INFORMATION.

Question #9: Are you happy with life?

Answer: I'm getting there.