Seriously? You really want to know? This will probably be the most ridiculously boring blog that I've ever typed so I will attempt to occupy it with pictures so that maybe I can keep your attention.
- I wake up at like five p.m. Maybe three on a good day.
- I don't put pants on until seven. Unless necessary. Usually these pants are either pajama pants. Or they are jogging pants. I do not wear jeans on my goddamn days off unless I have to go out in public.
- I NEVER put makeup on. EVER. Not even if I'm going out shopping. No one is going to hand me twenty dollars if my eyes sparkle when I'm not at the casino. So therefore, it is not worth my time. (Only exception to this is if my boyfriend is taking me out. Then I will put forth the effort for his sake)
- I eat. Like a shit ton.
- I do some very educational reading.
- I watch really cool shows like Icarly, Victorious, Tosh.0 and reruns of Whose Line Is It Anyway.
- I pee like four thousand times because I drink half my weight in water.
- I stay up until about five a.m, writing/watching youtube videos.
That's it. That's what my days off look like. I'm boring.
That sounds normal really. Love your educational reading.
ReplyDeleteI forgot what days off were :-P Last time I was pregnant and I couldnt get up much anyway unless I REALLY had to pee. My mattress before we moved was on the floor.
THE FLOOR.
I felt like a beached whale.
I WANNA LEARN HOW TO GET MORE PLEASURE FROM YOUR PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!! XD
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